You're Killing Me Smalls!!

I think my feelings could best be described by the 1993 classic, The Sandlot...


First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming...
you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end.


Then you scarf. Kind of messy, but good!


Yes Internet, that's 50%. I am well on my way to success. Stay tuned for more of my end of summer time adventures!

Progress

Fair and Elephant Ear= CHECK!
(No Ferris wheel with a boy though... next year)



FROLF...



Check!

I'm 1/3 of the way done!

It's Over...

Dear Elephant Ear,

I know that we've had some pretty fantastic times at the fair over the past 20 years.... and this is really hard to say, BUT. There's someone else. I'm sorry, but I've found a new Favorite Fair Fried Treat. The "Bear Claw" makes me happier. They're delicious, shorter line, WAY easier to transport among the crowds and don't get me started on the delicious Strawberry Toe Jam Dippers! I'm sorry, but it has to be this way.

Thanks for understanding,
Me


Seriously, if you go to the Tanana Valley Fair, MUST get the Bear Claws with Strawberry Toe Jam. It will CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE! Promise. Don't believe me? buy me a ticket to the fair and I'll buy you some. ;)

Summer 2009 Bucket List...

Ok, so I realized today that it's my middle brother's birthday... MEANING that summer in the 907 is almost OVER. Sad Day.

Even more sad. I realized there are some things I have not done yet this summer and MUST accomplish before summer's end. SOOOOO, Internet, I give you my:

99701 Summer 2009 Bucket List!

Visit Here.



Ride This Bad Boy... And after have one of these!*


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Get a much needed Pedi.



Play a round of Frolf when the leaves start changing colors on the Hill.



And if it rains....which it will... I'd like a day to finish one of these books I've started, but haven't had time to finish.




And Last but not least.....
Build a fire in the woods and have one of THESE!


Ok, LBH (Let's Be Honest) I will be completely fine doing this one in the backyard if I decide not to camp.


Well Internet, as you can see I've got lots to do before summer ends!



*Bonus points if I can find a fella to ride with me and pay for the elephant ear! ;)

Stay tuned....

I'm promising life changing... in the form of the Anderson Folk and Bluegrass festival.

Hold on to your hats.... for a little bit of THIS action later this week...

BUWAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, so Internet, since you are my closest of friends, I'm allowing you a glimpse of one of the most funny/awkward/embarrassing moments of my life! The following convo took place at work today:

Male Co-Worker: So, how's your cramps?
Me: (Wow! I don't think I told him about that... the boss must've told him... wow, that's kinda personal, I didn't know we were THAT tight.)
Me: Well, I think My Uterus is going to fall out!
Male Co-Worker: Ha ha! Cause of Him??

(SOOO confused by this point)

Me: Huh?
Male Co-Worker: What do you think I just said???
Me: You just asked if it was cause of HIM..??
Male Co-Worker: I said 'How's your GRAMPS?'

BUWAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, Male Co-Worker was inquiring about my Grandfather who had recently been to the hospital... not about my Women's Health Issues.

Classy on My Part!

And here's a pic of me and my sis....Just cause posts sans pics are BORING!

Some of My thoughts on Facebook

Well, hello again internet! Since Blogger isn't cooperating and letting me upload pictures of my brother's wedding, I thought it would be completely appropriate to share some things I've been stressing about in regards to ye old Facebook.

My Rules of Facebook... to be followed by ALL who want to be Fancy AND Classy! **Disclaimer. This post is NOT intended to be offensive. If you think it may be, please stop reading and remember we're still friends.

1. Facebook is NOT for old people. Yep, I said it. I remember back in the day when Facebook was ONLY for college Students... Not for High Schoolers, or middle-agers who wish they were in High School. Sorry. I think it's a fantastic networking tool, but unfortunately, I will not be adding you, My Brother's old Boy Scout leader or my dad's cousin. If you would like to correspond with me, please send me a letter.

2. How many times is it HONESTLY appropriate for you to allow your spouse to change your facebook status? REALLY. Come on. It's funny once, maybe twice, but if I have to log in everyday and read about how your husband changed your status again.... I think it's time to change your password honey!

3. Oy with the Aps already! I mean virtual farms, and mafia games...WOW. I can say little more on this.

4. Relationship statuses... So, here's how I feel about this.

A. You should NEVER announce your relationship via facebook.... if you haven't been dating long enough for people to figure that out, probably not appropriate for the internet. And furthermore, can you really degrade your feelings toward someone to an electronic update? I should hope not.

B. What's almost as painful as breaking up with someone.... watching someone's relationship status change on facebook. Yikes! I mean what do you say to that? If a couple breaks up is it appropriate to click the "I Like" Ap? Seems heartless...

SO... To avoid the pain associated with A and B. My suggestion. The only time you should change your relationship status is when you are married. (to ward off the creepers)

And there you have it internet, my guide to facebooking in a Fancy and Classy way!

Stay tuned for pics from the fance and classy wedding!