Kindergarten Gems

Hi Internet,

Probably should be writing an essay right now... but I'm putting it off. Early morning for me! 

So, I went to work today. Have I told you this week how much I love those kiddos? Here are some gems from lately that I don't want to forget.

Today we went to the star lab (an inflatable planetarium) to watch a presentation about the solar system. 

The kids LOVED it! 

It was so cute cause one little guy wore a glow-in-the-dark shirt just so that he wouldn't be too scared in the dark. (Awww)

But the best was when the guy dimmed the lights and "turned on the stars" and the girl next to me put her head on my shoulder and said "This is the BEST day of my life!"

Melt. My. Heart.

And they're so dang funny!

I was working with a little boy on his homework and I told him to write his name and this conversation occured:

Little Boy:I know how to write Korean!

Me: Oh you do?

LB: Yep, see? *Scribbles a wavy line

Me: Oh, great.

We finish the assignment and I sign my name in cursive to say that he had completed the page

LB: Hey! You can write in Korean too!!

Hahahaha! 

But my FAVORITE from this week was a convo I had with a little girl while we waited for her to be picked up.

There's a huge snow berm outside of the school that has turned into ice with our recent weather and the kids like to climb on it and then they fall and it's just a mess. So, I told the girl to get off the iceberg.

Girl with Speech impediment: I taw Titanic, it dot hit by a iceberd  

(I saw Titanic, it got hit by an iceberg)

Me: Oh you did? 

So, I'm thinking what parent shows TITANIC to their 5 year old?! So, I was wondering if she had REALLY seen it, so I asked her more....

Me: So, what was your favorite part?

 GwSI: I wike the pard where Rose frows the bwoo neck-ace in the water. Jack he died at the end in the coad wader. And jack he drawed a pitcher.

(I like the part where Rose throws the blue necklace in the water. Jack, he died at the end in the cold water. And Jack, he drawed a picture)

 Me: What was the picture of????

GwSI: Rose

Me: Really? 

GwSI: She was naked.

Me: Oh my goodness! Then what happened?

GwSI: Dey had to rud away from Rose Boyfrien' and the wend in a car. 

(The had to run away from Rose's Boyfriend and went in a car)

Me: What did they do in the car.

GwSI: Them maked ROMANCE.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love her play-by-play! And I love my job!